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hello Arizona

2008-02-26T23:49:00.001-08:00

I am here. Sometimes I miss you. I wish I was here for longer than 2 days, but I am not. It is nice to see my sister. I already miss CT. I saw a movie the other day called "4 Months, 3 Weeks, 2 Days" by myself. It was lovely, and perfect for anyone who likes to see weird foreign films by themselves. I wouldn't call it a date movie...maybe you should leave your significant other home for this one....it's maybe perfect for female bffs who like movies completely unlike "Mean Girls" (not that mean girls wasnt great...come on....) here is a preview of the film.

I also have a shoot this week with Kevin Clark, the man responsible for making this picture of me. I can't wait until he makes more art of me :)

Oh man, a big update.

2008-02-20T14:10:00.001-08:00

So I have been on the road....lots. Right now I am in Connecticut visiting Nick, but I just got back from a long visit to New Jersey, where my family lives (if you didn't know). Gram & Pop are doing well, and I am really excited for our upcoming trip to the Bahamas. They haven't been out of the country much, and even though the Bahamas seems kind of tame and boring to me, for them it will be a really amazing adventure, so I am really looking forward to it. Plus my mom and sister will be there, and that's rad.
This past weekend I went to the opening of Mario Barth's Starlight Tattoo at the Mandalay Bay in Vegas. I took tons of photos, which you can see by clicking the obvious links. I went with Joanna Angel, Sailor, and Jessie of BurningAngel.com. I love Joanna, and was really excited to meet Sailor and Jessie. Those girls are all fun as fuck. In attendance at the party was: Ja Rule, Shifty Shellshock, Vanilla Ice, Everlast, Dave Navarro, DJ Scribble, Tommy Lee, and other washed up, drug addicted, and/or C-List celebs. SUPER fucking awesome.

OK I have to go help set up a photo shoot of a statue and some gauze, but enjoy the picture of my tits, courtesy of Kelly Lind.

i am so embarrassed.

2007-12-16T04:54:00.001-08:00

Its my birthday!

2007-11-25T22:25:00.000-08:00

heres a present for you

and here are presents for meee

here are some videos

2007-10-26T11:20:00.000-07:00

this one is the origin of my name, as requested...

this one is an update on my movie :)

Roomates!

2007-10-05T14:16:00.000-07:00

My room mate and I are pretty interesting people. My set went up on GodsGirls from when we went rollerskating and she shot me in the restroom of the rink. Click the image to check it out.

We are pretty much always in trouble. Last night I cooked her dinner and ran her a bubble bath. She can pretty much get whatever she wants out of me, as long as she keeps speaking in her adorable aussie accent, prancing around in underwear that looks like this.

We get naked together a lot. Click on any of these photos to see the whole sets.

2007-10-03T12:58:00.000-07:00

this girl is really dumb.

this is my response.

Sweet Cuppin Cakes!

2007-09-27T17:16:00.000-07:00

I found a camera that I really like in Phoenix on craigslist. The lucky thing about such a thing is that I will actually BE in Phoenix tomorrow. It's only $30 and I am hoping sincerely that the camera is in working order. I want to get into taking polaroids like this one of me and Mary Murder for and of my friends.

Todd brought it to my attention that the really beautiful thing about polaroids is that they cannot be properly duplicated, nor can they ever be replaced. I love that idea. I hope that my friends let me take lovely pictures of them and write nice messages on them for me. Those are things I will treasure forever.

Tonight I have my TV show on MusicPlusTV.com. I don't really feel up for it right now, but hopefully after a couple shots of whiskey, I'll loosen up.

Speaking of Whiskey, do any of you ever listen to Lucero? They have this song called "Sweet Little Thing". It reminds me of this set that I did with Swindle. Unfortunately, the set is called "Cupcake" and not "Sweet Little Thing" but here are some samples anyhow.

I thought I wasn't into sex+food prior to this day....oh how things change.

You know the drill. Click em to see more :)

Oh, and if you dont know what the title of this blog is referring to, for christ's sake, get with the times!

I'm pretty nice to you

2007-09-25T14:57:00.000-07:00

It's been a really, really awesome week.
My little sister came to visit me from Phoenix
and we went to the flea market on melrose to go shopping for boots and records.

We ended up with some pretty awesome stuff. She went home with a really good Patsy Cline vinyl. I got Merle, Willie, Waylon, and a bunch more. We met a really cute puppy.

It's really nice to hang out with her. She is fun and youthful and amazing. She inspires me a lot. She also can chow down like no one I've EVER seen in my life.

Charlotte and I got manicures and pedicures thanks to a slave, and now our nails are chipping. We need new ones. She is moving in this week, which is really good, because we are going to shoot TONS of nudies together. We shot some the other day when we went on a rollerskating adventure. I'd post some, but I submitted them to GodsGirls as sets, so I'll wait till they go up over there.

Today I am going shopping at the Grove, but I'm scared I won't be able to make rent next month (thank GOD Charlotte is moving in). I can't help it, though. I haven't been shopping in SO LONG and my body is going through withdrawals. I haven't bought tights, socksor knickers in ages! It's not FAIR!
seeing that I post free nudes, pieces of my life, and worthwhile reads, you should help me out.
I don't make enough money. Show some appreciation!

Cunning Linguists

2007-09-20T15:16:00.000-07:00

Did you know that Scrabble is my favorite game?
I have only had one person ever beat me, ever.
Hint: it wasn't Swindle.

check out the entire set by clicking the photos.

Life is good right now. I feel 19 years old again. Everything is light and airy and fun.

icing on the cake!

Swindle is coming up to LA this weekend. You know what that means?
cuddles and whiskey!

things are getting interesting around here

2007-09-14T14:19:00.000-07:00

over the past 2 weeks, i have been kind of invading the internet with my naked body.
its getting so ridiculous that even I can't keep track of where I am anymore.
with that, i have decided to make a blog entirely dedicated to where i am, what im doing, who loves me, who hates me, blah blah blah.

this is going to be a hefty post. those that follow will be more orderly, i hope.

on september 5, this video of me went live on godsgirls

click here to see more videos like this

then, on september 8, as if 1 chelsea/week isnt enough, godsgirls.com was nice enough to update my content again with a set called "Raven", which is actually my baby sisters name....so i thought that was pretty awesome.

click the photo to see the entire 118 photo set at godsgirls.com

and FINALLY, the set of swindle and me at thinkspace gallery went up! public nudity is a personal favorite of mine, so i was happy when they let us shoot in the foyer at the "behind bedroom doors" art show.

and I'm sooo excited about this one. much love to my friends at Cardboard Robot.

click here to see more videos like this

annnnd finally, today on musicplustv.com my first video went up. if youve never been to musicplus, then you dont know that registration is free, and there are tons of nudies of me and other pretty ladies. check me out at www.musicplustv.com/chelsea

xoxo